Tons of Tome

I'm still working too steadily on a bunch of projects to write any long posts (missed out on the DM Creativity meme and am now missing out on the merit badges) but here's something really fun.

Never let it be said that the Tome of Horrors is not officially a "weighty tome," as Gygaxian prose might have it. When Bill Webb takes delivery of the Tome of Horrors from the printer, the total weight of the order dropped off at his house will be ... drum roll ...

Four and a half tons.