(Edward Whitson waits while yet another tortured wraith rises from a dig site in Syria.)
For those considering a career in archaeology, this article might give you pause to think.
"Turning to the subject of his latest incident at a dig site in Peru,
Whitson maintains he was not at fault for summoning the forces of evil."
A couple of other bits of archaeological material: The discovery of the race of skeleton-people
, and one that appears to be real: bunny archaeologists
Here, incidentally, are the stats for Whitson's Ocelot, the creatures discovered by Dr. Whitson in Peru:
Ocelot: HD 2; AC 6; Atk 1 bite (1d6) or breathe; Move 18; Save 16;
AL N; CL/XP 3/60; Special: breathe lightning bolt (60ft) for 1d6 damage,
save to avoid.