"He's the Fabio of the wood elves."
Talk about a thought virus. Now I can see all kinds of covers for elf bodice-ripper romance novels. And the titles: "Love in the Autumn Wood" just doesn't even begin to cover the territory.
The Fabio of the wood elves. Much better than the Fabio of the dwarves, though, I must say.
I must have an NPC named "Fabio of the Wood Elves" in my next campaign!
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